jamesbuchanans:

I may be a shitty boyfriend, but… turns out I’m actually a pretty damn good babysitter.

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redivide:
“@meohmygirl
”
shared 5 years ago on Oct/23/2017, with 9,432 notes | reblog . via / source


platypusinplaid:

me @ every party

shared 5 years ago on Oct/23/2017, with 82,666 notes | reblog . via / source


captainsnoop:

how the human brain works:

electricity tickles the meat so that different slimes come out. sometimes the slime feels good sometimes bad. some people make more bad slime than good slime. that’s called clinical depression.

shared 5 years ago on Oct/23/2017, with 253,847 notes | reblog . via / source


stabla:

when ever there’s a chase scene in a film and some fruit stall gets knocked over i always feel really bad because what if that’s the fruit guys only source of income and his wife has left him and he has a kid in hospital with cancer i want to know more about the fate of the fruit seller does he get it together and turn his life around or is it the last straw for him we’ll never know

shared 5 years ago on Oct/23/2017, with 216,761 notes | reblog . via / source


goghbotanique:

i’d like a nice, steaming cup of emotional stability

shared 5 years ago on Oct/23/2017, with 4,333 notes | reblog . via / source


  • someone: are you ok
  • me: ...........anyway
shared 5 years ago on Oct/23/2017, with 255,126 notes | reblog . via / source


swantron:

Me: *excited to watch Bojack Horseman*

Me: *watches Bojack Horseman*

Me: *feels empty and dead inside*

shared 5 years ago on Sep/30/2017, with 1,309 notes | reblog . via / source


dog-rates:

This is the most adorable thing I’ve seen in awhile. 13/10 would watch twice.

shared 5 years ago on Sep/17/2017, with 387,948 notes | reblog . via / source


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jaimelannistre:

Cop Rick appreciation ★ You told me to put my faith in the right Morty. I’ve got faith in you, partner. Do the right thing.

shared 5 years ago on Sep/13/2017, with 7,125 notes | reblog . via / source


suckmyflaps:
“can we acknowledge the fact that Beth taped a little horse over Jerrys head on the picture frame?
”

suckmyflaps:

can we acknowledge the fact that Beth taped a little horse over Jerrys head on the picture frame?

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